A really long a** post

Last night Ashley and I decided to begin again with our weekly hanging out sessions, which we chose (unwisely?) to call RASH...b/c I'm Reagan and she's Ashley...thus RASH. If alcoholics have an acronym, why can't we? (actually, it's not an acronymn since the letters do not represent actual words). So in the spirit of our many elderly neighbors, we began the evening with a walk. (no, Craig, we did not wear bonnets). We strolled around the block a few times (okay, once) then went to Trader Joe's to get something to make for dinner. But they didn't have angel food cake (our desert of choice...topped w/ strawberries and whip cream...I just licked my lips, literally) so we kept on walking to Ralph's where gasp! they were also out of angel food cake. What the hell is going on??!! I mean, when an animal is extinct it's a big f*cking deal, but no one gives a sh*t that we're quickly running out of the afc. If I'd known, maybe I would have stocked up weeks ago. This may seem petty, but the Rolling Stones had it right...you really don't know what you've got 'til it's gone. To end this extremely interesting story, we ended up getting some kind of lemon cake and pretending it was angel food cake, meaning we put whipped cream and strawberries on top. It was good.

And in the news...Macaulay Culkin testified that Michael Jackson did nothing of the sort (molestation) and that it's all a lie. My take: Mac doesn't want people to know MJ touched him...down there.

Mental picture of the day: This guy's saddened face after Ewan McGregor said the following:
The guy yelled, 'Obi-Wan. Do you have any advice for a trainee Jedi?' I just said, 'No, don't be so ridiculous.' It's just so weird, it really is."

Help Save Lindsay Lohan & Nicole Richie.
Hello there,

Right now, all over the world, malnourished celebrities are hurting. They are suffering from starvation brought upon by break-ups (Lindsay & Wilmer, Paris & Nicole) and the strange desire to be able to hide behind street lamps. They lack self-esteem and even the most basic idea of what it means to “eat”. In many areas of LA, 4 out of 5 starving celebrities will die within the next two years.

All that is needed is someone who will look into the eyes of Lindsay & Nicole and say, "Yes, I will help."

Someone like you.

It doesn't have to be this way.

With each passing day, Lindsay & Nicole are finding it increasingly difficult to stay alive. Cut off from eating anything of nutritional value, they are forced to make choices about which essentials they can afford: three peas or a glass of Cristal they'll just throw up later? Choices no one should have to make. Despair takes the place of hope.

It doesn't have to be this way. Please, look deep into your heart and make the decision to become a Save Lindsay & Nicole sponsor, and for as little as 79 cents a day (or about the cost of the average over-the-counter diet pill, if it were broken up into individual payments), you can help stop the suffering and give these deserving celebrities a better life today, and a chance for the future.

A relationship you'll cherish forever.

As a Lindsay & Nicole sponsor, you become a partner in bringing renewed hope to two girls whose futures are now in doubt. The special relationship you can develop with them is something you'll cherish forever. It starts with a headshot and a press kit, including a bio, filmography, and list of projects in development (n/a for Nicole) . And it continues as you enjoy opportunities to get to know Lindsay & Nicole (and for them to learn all about you!).

Best of all, you'll actually see the impact that your sponsorship is having. You'll receive regular updates and press releases from their publicists, on your own Lindsay & Nicole stationery.

Where the money goes.

Your tax-deductible contribution can be sent directly to the Save Lindsay & Nicole foundation, or to Nicole’s fiance DJ AM, or even to Lionel Richie. But definitely not to Lindsay’s dad- he’ll just use it to buy coke.

Imagine the excitement when we tell Lindsay & Nicole that someone wants to make a difference in their lives! Still not convinced? Read testimonials from participants. Or hear the sad tale of other celebrities in need.

Please Please Oh Please

Lindsay & Nicole are waiting to be sponsored. Please won't you fill out the sponsorship form today? Right now? The lives of Lindsay & Nicole are all too short. Extend a hand, and extend the hope.